Uncanny Spoilers

Uncanny this, Uncanny that. I was going through my unread comics from this week and the past few weeks. I noticed a trend. Too many comics had Uncanny at the beginning. Most of them All I can read is Uncanny... then the rest is cut off. IDK why I don't have some type of newstand app. I also have the windows 98 look on my computer so maybe I just like looking at things like that I guess. Anyways. Uncanny X-Men
Actually I want to talk about spoilers first because of +Kyle Beck who doesn't understand how to not spoil things. TELLING SOMEONE THAT IT ISN'T A SPOILER DOESN'T MAKE IT NOT A SPOILER

So here is some spoilers for Batman and    Robin 19. Haven't read batman yet but there is a gun on the cover so it is probably the issue where he shoots Barbara and makes her cripple so she becomes Oracle.

Okay looking at my picture I assume that Rocket Raccoon, Wolverine and Superior Spider-Man all show up to talk with Bats about the loss of his son. Maybe it did happen. Maybe it didn't. You will have to go read it to find out.

What I did read this week is Uncanny X-Men. It wasn't the only thing I read but it was the only one of the comics that I talk about that I have read that ... I lost myself. I don't have much to say for this comic. GoldBalls is still a terrible mutant name and Angel(from the past) and the tripplet clone girls did exactly what I thought they were going to. So Nothing there. Also still don't like Emma Frost's new outfit. I have to check her head sometimes to make sure she isn't actually Magik.

Guess I am boring this week. There was a few comics that came out that I like to read that I read. Well actually I haven't read batman or Constantine. Better go read those or I am going to have to spoiler stuff which I just complained about. Or I'll just go write about boob windows. Which will take some time research cleavage and boob windows. (spoilers for Tuesday filler)

Word. Seems like everybody knows about Bruce Wayne being batman. Geeze. Batman 19 was a good read. I liked it. Felt like a better read than a few of the issues lately have been. Slightly different tone mostly is how I would describe it. What I really liked was the Batman and Supes comic at the back. Basically Supes shows up to try and console Bats. Of course he gets told to stuff it. Then they get wrapped up in a supernatural event and Bats is happy to hear that Supes isn't good at something finally.

Constantine was cool. Now here is more boob windows.

Witchblade sixhundred and something

Also this kind of shit happens way too much in comics. I have yet to get to the point where I complain about it in Doctor Who. STOP TELLING ME HOW TO SONIC SONIC DRIVE-THRU. Seriously though. Comics end the universe way to often. It would be nice if we could go like a whole year without anybody ending the universe are traveling in time and switching dimensions and shit. This is what I would like for my birthday. I would like to see nobody doing any dimension jumping or time travel unless it is the basis of what you fucking do. Also Until May 11th 2014 nobody is allowed to threaten the existence of all reality from May to May. SO, if you are going to end the world do it before my birthday. Thank you very much.